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1.1sMiss Wong?
2.24sNo, Scruffy, I am Washbucket.
3.59sI love you. Washbucket has always loved you.
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1.43sThis is wrong, Washbucket.
2.3sOh, it would be sweet for a while,
4.5sbut in the back of our minds, we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
3.5sIn another city, we could be anyone we want!
1.77sGo. Go now,
1.7sbefore I beg you to stay.
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6.58s
1.05s(CRYING)
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1sYep.
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5.15sPlease welcome an insane dictator, and one heck of a bowler,
2.55sEmperor Nikolai!
2.4s
1.82sThanks, Nixon. How we doing?
1.77sWOMAN: I love you, Your Majesty!
2.54sShut up, Madame Ambassador! I know it!
0.92sAnyhow,
6.11s(CLEARING THROAT) I'd now like to digress from my prepared remarks to say I'm done!