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2.13sBut Today at Buddy Cianci Junior High,
4.95san egg drop conducted by teacher Randall Fargas seems to have gone horribly, horribly wrong.
3.64sWe now go live to Action News 5 Asian reporter, Trisha Takanawa.
7.01sWell, Tom, the eggs being dropped behind me are not chicken eggs but those of the endangered California condor.
1.68sWelcome back, Fargas.
3.34sOh, my God. He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!
2.2sNo, No, Lois. The janitor'll do that.
4.14stom, I'm getting word that the quahog School Board has just dismissed Randall Fargas,
2.99seffectively ending his 32-year teaching career.
2.15sWhat? They can't do that!
2.23sPeter, the man is obviously unbalanced.
1.47sin other news, Betsy Lebeau,
3.94sA candidate For School Board President announced today she's pulling out of the race.
3.35sLebeau's withdrawal now leaves housewife Lois Griffin running unopposed.
3.19sOh, My goodness! I win by default!
2.57sGreat. You can get Mr. Fargas his job back.
2.27sI'm sorry! But I do have a mind of my own!
2.72sAnd I happen to agree with the School Board's decision.
5.22sYeah, yeah. I know, you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.