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4.37sThanks, Connie. I'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
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3.32sFor starters, we're making sex education more fun.
8.86sVagina junction, what's your function? Taking in sperm and spitting out babies And our schools are the safest around,
2.17sthanks to the hall monitor XL-K.
2.33sHalt! Present hall pasS!
1.08sRight here.
2.32sSecond request. Present hall pasS.
1.97sBut... Right here!
1.92sSecurITy bReach! Security breach!
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4.6sI guess Little Miss Free Spirit will think twice before roaming the halls.
5.37sAnd I've restocked our school library with books of some of our greatest movies and T.V. shows.
2.1sBecause if we don't teach our kids to read,
2.03show will they ever know what's on?
1.83sMr. Griffin, this is impressive.
3.6sI've never seen kids so enthusiastic about reading.