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2.37sAll you cared about was some stupid competition.
1.75sWell, Winning was only half the battle.
4.54sIf you blow this chance to do something good for our kids you'll be the biggest loser I know!
0.77sOh, yeah?
1.67sWell, Peter Griffin is no loser!
1.47sWhen I'm through with our schools,
6.37sour students'll be so smart they'll be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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1.67sThis is Trisha Takanawa,
2.94shere with School Board President Peter Griffin.
4.5sMr. President, you've accomplished so much in just a few short weeks.
4.37sThanks, Connie. I'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
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3.32sFor starters, we're making sex education more fun.
8.86sVagina junction, what's your function? Taking in sperm and spitting out babies And our schools are the safest around,