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1.8sBOo! Throw the bum out!
1.87sMom, what are you doing here?
1.25sI thought you were mad at Dad.
3.25sI am. I just came to see him twist in the wind.
2.17sAre you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
1.63sOh, honey.
1.17sMaybE.
3.94s"A parent giving porno to their kid "is a terrible thing.
2.27s"but I'm here to tell you that I'm innocent!"
1.5sOh, yeah. Right.
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2.47s"I didn't give those magazines to my son.
1.2s"My wife...
2.77s"My--my--My wife... Lois..."
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1.67sLois!
1.92sAh!
2.65sAw, Crap. Look, my wife, Lois,
2.95sis the most important person in the world to me.
2.53sI gave my son those magazines.
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4.69sEven worse, I turned a beautiful gift from Lois into something cheap and tawdry.
2.3sI just wanted to win so bad.
2.87sNow I know that some things are more important than winning.