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2.7sThe children of Quahog are our greatest treasure.
5.91sThey deserve a school board president who doesn't leave their feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard!
1.77sThat was the worst hot dog I ever ate!
0.87sPeter!
1.17sYeah, she flosses in bed,
1.12sshe snores like a wildebeesT--
2.04sThank you, Mr. Griffin. We now move on--
2.25sW-w-Wait a second, blow dryer, I'm not done yet.
2.17sShe freed Willie Horton, she nailed Donna Rice--
2.23s- Peter, that's enough!
- Eats babies.
1.12sPeter! Peter!
2.7sJust a minute. Listen to me, please!
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3.25sThis election is about our children's future.
1.1sSo ask yourself,
4.74swhat kind of future will it be if you elect a man who has never taught a student,
2.64suh, even been to a P.T.A. meeting.
3.59sThis is a man who believes the plural of "goose" is "sheep"!
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1.68sI'm the right person for the job.
1.5sVote for me.
1.65sLOis! Lois!
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2.57sW-w-Wait, I'm not done.
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2.17sPeter! Peter! Pe--
1.75sCome on! Stop. Hey, shut up!