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4.17sWell, those ivory-tower eggheads have screwed us again.
2.42sLet's just have some milk and go to bed.
2.35sHey. This milk's broken.
0.63sIt's got a computer chip in it. Everything does.
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2.32sOh! Oh!
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2.89sjudgment Day is upon us.
4.27sI warned you the Lord wouldn't stand for your minidresses and Beatle boots.
5.15sI resisted these for 35 years. Why did I wear them today?
5.29sBut it's not too late to repent your sins and be embraced by the Almighty.
4.24sHey, everybody! They're looting the mall! Hurry! I got nine shoe buffers!
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3.37sI'm caught on something.