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3.57sYou're collecting days are over, Collector!
1.83sStop right there!
3.34sI have here the only working phaser ever built.
3.74sIt was fired only once: to keep William Shatner from making another album.
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1.23sStretch Dude!
1.97sHelp! just a sec.
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2.3sHey, phaser, phaser, phaser.
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1.37sNah, nah!
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3.24sGood night, "Retch" Dude and "Slobber" Girl.
2.19sSweet screams.
2.8si'm unbelievably amused.
4.94sSoon those bratty buttinskies will be encased in Lucite for all eternity.
3.7sWhile we're waiting, here are some names you may call me on our wedding night.
3.92sObi-Wan. Iron Man. Mr. Mxyzptlk.
1.94sAnd, of course, Big Papa Smurf.
3.9sWhat do you need me for? You could have your choice of any of the women in these bags.