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2.17sNow, I know I haven't been the best Christian.
2.72sIn fact, when you're up there "blah, blah, blah-ing,"
3.94sI'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.
3.84sWell, anyhoo, can I have $40,000?
2.43sNow, I know I haven't been the best jew,
2.84sbut I rented Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it.
3.2s- Anyway, can I have $40,000? - Hmm?
4.1sNow, I know I haven't been the best-- Oh, forget it.
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3.29sHoney, did you have any luck? No, but the rabbi gave me this.
3.6sWhat is it, Dad? Son, they call it a "droodle."
2.95sWhoo-hoo! Look at it go!
3.19sHi, everybody! Are you looking for a way to slash the cost...
2.07sof your medical expenses?
3.62sBoring! Wait! This might be the answer we're looking for.
4.76sI will perform any operation for 129.95.
1.93sCome in for brain surgery...
2.62sand receive a free Chinese finger trap.
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