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2.84sOh, good. Now, under "heart attacks,"
2.04syou crossed out "3" and wrote "0."
3.6sOh, I thought that said "brain hemorrhages."
2.82sUh-huh. And, uh, do you drink?
2.24sI do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas.
1.92sAll right. Here's your policy.
3.05sNow let me tell you something, Mr. Sucker. I just--
2.4sOh, hold on there. Uh, you still have to sign it.
2.95sOh. I--
2.79sMust... sign... policy!
2sSir, I'm sorry. We can't insure you.
2.37sI made an "H." No, that doesn't count.
2.2sIt's like an "X."
2.03sHey, we'd better get you to a hospital.
2.67s- Can I have a free calendar?
- Okay.
0.46sClear!
1.72s
5.39sOh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone.
4.3sAnd there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.
3.14sMr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
4.62sI can't afford it. Maybe I should buy one of those machines.
3.19sOh, yeah. That's the stuff.