Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.57sI want to give you some words to remember me by in case something happens.
3.67sLet's see. Uh--
2.95sOh, I'm no good at this.
1.87s
4.2sBart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because--
2s
3.54sI know you're gonna turn out great, with or without your old man.
0.48sThanks, Dad.
3.64sAnd Lisa--
2.3s
2.07sI guess this is the time to tell you--
3.12syou're adopted and I don't like you.
2.07sBart!
2.3sBut don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you...
1.87sand will always look out for you.
2.29sOh, Dad.
0.59s
2.42s
1.17s
2.17sHi, everybody!
2.27sHi, Dr. Nick!
2.22sNow, if something should go wrong,
2.87slet's not get the law involved.