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4.02sDad, are you trying to tell us you're getting a coronary artery bypass graft?
0.5sUh, yeah.
2.16sOh, no.
4.94sWhat if they botch it? I won't have a dad... for a while.
2.92s
2.77sKids. Kids. I'm not gonna die.
3.47sThat only happens to bad people. What about Abraham Lincoln?
2.8sUh-- He sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
0.43sHomer!
2.37sHey, I'm just trying to make it easier on 'em.
3.95sBed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up. Bed goes down.
1.77sBed goes up. Bed goes down.
2.87sBed goes up. Bed goes down. Homer Simpson!
3.84sWell, if that don't put the "dink" in co-inky-dink.
2.23sFlanders, what are you doin' here?
2.22sI'm having a kidney and a lung removed.
0.45sWho are you donating 'em to?
3.58sFirst come, first serve. What are you in for?