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2.95sOh, I'm no good at this.
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4.2sBart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because--
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3.54sI know you're gonna turn out great, with or without your old man.
0.48sThanks, Dad.
3.64sAnd Lisa--
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2.07sI guess this is the time to tell you--
3.12syou're adopted and I don't like you.
2.07sBart!
2.3sBut don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you...
1.87sand will always look out for you.
2.29sOh, Dad.
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2.17sHi, everybody!
2.27sHi, Dr. Nick!
2.22sNow, if something should go wrong,
2.87slet's not get the law involved.
4.52sOne hand washes the other. Ooh, that reminds me.
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3.64sThese gloves came free with my toilet brush.
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