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0.48sOh, Homie, I could never remarry.
2.61sDarn right.
2.4sAnd to make sure, I want to be stuffed and put on the couch...
4.3s- as a constant reminder of our marital vows.
- Ohh. Kids?
2.47sYou can come in now.
1.1s
2.35sBed goes up-- Kids,
3.57sI want to give you some words to remember me by in case something happens.
3.67sLet's see. Uh--
2.95sOh, I'm no good at this.
1.87s
4.2sBart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because--
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3.54sI know you're gonna turn out great, with or without your old man.
0.48sThanks, Dad.
3.64sAnd Lisa--
2.3s
2.07sI guess this is the time to tell you--
3.12syou're adopted and I don't like you.
2.07sBart!
2.3sBut don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you...