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5.56sThey say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
2.74sI've never fully understood why that is.
3.77sFrankly, I can see an upside to it.
2.92sWe passed this card around at work.
3.47sGee, thanks, guys. They had a hell of a time replacing ya.
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4.5sWhen I first heard about the operation, I was against it.
4.39sBut then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
2.69sBarney, I'm not getting a sex change!
2.95sWhat? Well, what the hell am I supposed to do...
2.3swith this jumbo thong bikini?
3.57sUh, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake.
2.45sThanks, Moe.
3.1sUh, you know, Homer, that beer ain't free.
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1.98sMom, this is fascinating.
3.29sDid you know that they'll stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
4.1sI don't know if I like you reading all those cardiology books.