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4.3sAnd there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.
3.14sMr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
4.62sI can't afford it. Maybe I should buy one of those machines.
3.19sOh, yeah. That's the stuff.
2.17sNow, I know I haven't been the best Christian.
2.72sIn fact, when you're up there "blah, blah, blah-ing,"
3.94sI'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners.
3.84sWell, anyhoo, can I have $40,000?
2.43sNow, I know I haven't been the best jew,
2.84sbut I rented Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it.
3.2s- Anyway, can I have $40,000?
- Hmm?
4.1sNow, I know I haven't been the best-- Oh, forget it.
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3.29sHoney, did you have any luck? No, but the rabbi gave me this.