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0.48sSeventy dollars.
2.27sHmm.
3.09sHave we deposited any $40,000 checks that haven't cleared yet?
2.57sNo. Don't you have health insurance at work?
3.17sWell, actually, we gave it all up for a pinball machine in the lounge.
0.48sD'oh!
1.74sDon't worry, Marge.
3.52sAmerica's health care system is second only to japan,
3.8sCanada, Sweden, Great Britain-- well, all of Europe.
3.77sBut you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay.
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3.65sNow, before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
2.59sQuestions? Questions? Oh!
2.6sMy whole scheme down the-- I mean, ask away.
2.84sOh, good. Now, under "heart attacks,"
2.04syou crossed out "3" and wrote "0."
3.6sOh, I thought that said "brain hemorrhages."