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1.95sYou're not gonna get away with this, Mr. Googlesearch.
2.13sOh, but I think that I will.
1.53sYou two know my secret.
2.95sI must be sure no one ever finds out the truth.
1.45sSo, what? Are you gonna kill us?
3.27sPerhaps, Mr. Griffin. I have not yet decided.
2.03sWell, you might want to do something about that first.
1.23sWhat?
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1.89sQuick, shoot him, Chris! What are you waiting for?
3.09sI... How do I know which one to shoot? What?
2.4sHow do I know which one is the real dad?
1.58sI... We never switched.
1.6sWe don't even look the same!
1.48sAll right, when's my birthday?
1.02sAw, crap.
1.27sFebruary 8th.
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2.05s(SCREAMS) Dad!
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1.87sThere. That's more like it.
1.13sYou idiot!
2.4sWell, learn my birthday, asshole!
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3.67s(SIGHS) Twenty-five. That's how high I can count.