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3.9sI was spared death, but I was given hard labor.
2.77sHe made me sort the camp recyclables.
3.4sBut some of those bottles still had a little bit of soda in them.
3.57sIt would spill out on my hands and make them kind of sticky.
3.7sDear God, how my hands would get kind of sticky!
1.48s(SCREAMING IN TERROR)
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6.59s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) No one should have to suffer the way I suffered!
3.94sSo that's why Chris should stay away from that puppet store guy.
1.4sIt all sounds kind of sketchy.
1.43sWait, are you Jamie Kennedy?
3.57sAm I being skunked or puked or whatever, some shit?
1.58sI'm telling you the truth.
2.54sI swear on my nephew's grave.