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3.29sPlease, God, let me just sniff his hat.
3.14sLet me just sniff his hat, that's all I want.
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1.68sNow I want more.
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5.17sOkay, Chris, this is the gentle art of philately otherwise known as stamp collecting.
4.4sHere's a pile of stamps carefully culled from swap meets and garage sales.
2.5sAnd look at this. It's a Bolivian airplane.
4.94sNow, it says it's worth 8 cents, but really it's worth 12.
1.83sSee that? Already ahead.
2.53sCame right out of the blocks with a winner here, Chris.
3.54sNow, we'll just paste this very carefully into the book.
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1.67sAnd that's where it belongs.
2.47sNow, this is a loaded handgun.
3.3sAnd what we're gonna do now is kill ourselves because this is horrible.
0.42sCouldn't we just stop philateling?
1.63sToo late.
0.88s(GUN FIRES)
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