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1.89sQuick, shoot him, Chris! What are you waiting for?
3.09sI... How do I know which one to shoot? What?
2.4sHow do I know which one is the real dad?
1.58sI... We never switched.
1.6sWe don't even look the same!
1.48sAll right, when's my birthday?
1.02sAw, crap.
1.27sFebruary 8th.
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2.05s(SCREAMS) Dad!
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1.87sThere. That's more like it.
1.13sYou idiot!
2.4sWell, learn my birthday, asshole!
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3.67s(SIGHS) Twenty-five. That's how high I can count.
1.5sWe have been here for three hours.
2.67sI'm scared, Dad. What's gonna happen to us?
1.8sWell, he's a Nazi, Chris.
4.07sIf I had to guess, he's going to make us into a lamp shade or a wallet or a bar of soap.
2.03sI guess that means I'll be Irish Spring.
5.19sIrish Spring will get you fresh and (WHISTLES) clean as a whistle. See?
3.07s(SCREAMS) You cut me! Why?