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4.6sMy fellow Americans, and voting illegal aliens, I will not mince words.
2.17sYour country needs you.
3.79sThat's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.
2.07sRefund? Hey, sounds good to me.
2.94sSure beats a tax. We love you, President Simpson!
2.48sThe months ahead will be long and arduous,
2.17sbut it is only through arduousity that--
13.3sIf you like refund adjustments and the music I play Send a check to my friend Ralph And he'll mail you a tape Uh, this is my brother, Bart,
3.4swho doesn't seem to realize this isn't the best time for his music.
2.5sHe's one of the people I want to help with my programs.
4.5sHey, Lise. My music is gonna make it a lot easier for America to swallow your big tax hike.
2.32sTax hike! Hold the phone, Mabel!
4.35sI never trusted her. Don't blame me. I voted for Chastity Bono!
10.49sDaylight come and you want-a my tape Tape He say tape-o Post Office Box 30452 Good night, America.