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2.87sThis speech could make or break my presidency.
0.27sI hear ya.
3.64sI want you to play my demo tape in the background while you're yakkin' about whatever.
3.2sNow, this play button is a little screwed up, so you gotta hold it down.
3.25sAre you insane? What? You told me I should do something with my life.
1.64sFive seconds.
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2.05sMom!
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4.6sMy fellow Americans, and voting illegal aliens, I will not mince words.
2.17sYour country needs you.
3.79sThat's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.
2.07sRefund? Hey, sounds good to me.
2.94sSure beats a tax. We love you, President Simpson!
2.48sThe months ahead will be long and arduous,
2.17sbut it is only through arduousity that--
13.3sIf you like refund adjustments and the music I play Send a check to my friend Ralph And he'll mail you a tape Uh, this is my brother, Bart,
3.4swho doesn't seem to realize this isn't the best time for his music.