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4.8sBut in my speech, I'd like to avoid calling it "a painful emergency tax."
2.7sWhat about "colossal salary grab"?
3.34sSee, that has the same problem. We need to soften the blow.
2.85sWell, if you just want to out-and-out lie--
2.2sOkay.
3.69sWe could call it "a temporary refund adjustment."
0.53sI love it.
3.12sReally? What else do you love, Lisa?
2.1sFiscal solvency.
1.57sOh. Yeah. Me too.
2.15sThirty seconds, Madam President. Hey, Lise. I need a favor.
2.52sNot now, Bart. I'm about to speak to a hundred million people.
2.87sThis speech could make or break my presidency.
0.27sI hear ya.
3.64sI want you to play my demo tape in the background while you're yakkin' about whatever.
3.2sNow, this play button is a little screwed up, so you gotta hold it down.
3.25sAre you insane? What? You told me I should do something with my life.
1.64sFive seconds.
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2.05sMom!
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4.6sMy fellow Americans, and voting illegal aliens, I will not mince words.