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0.17sI'm gonna.
2.52sYeah. Did you even call about that messenger job?
3.07sYeah. But they said I wouldn't get my first check for two weeks.
2.84sMeanwhile, they're making major interest on my salary.
2.7sHey, maybe I could sue 'em!
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2.44sFourscore and four, fourscore and five,
3.05sfourscore and six, fourscore and seven paces.
1.67s
1.02sWait!
2.8sHow do you know this is where Lincoln buried the gold?
3.24sYou just started counting from an arbitrary place.
0.42sI started what from a what?
2.94sYour plan makes no sense.
3.32sGold bars discovered by Marge? Zero!
3.92sGold bars discovered by Homer? Well, let's just see.
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1.73sOops. Sorry, honey.
2.47s- Gold bars discovered by Homer? - Shut up.
3.74sIf I'm gonna bail the country out, i'll have to raise taxes.
4.8sBut in my speech, I'd like to avoid calling it "a painful emergency tax."
2.7sWhat about "colossal salary grab"?
3.34sSee, that has the same problem. We need to soften the blow.
2.85sWell, if you just want to out-and-out lie--
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