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2.17sWhy can't you be more like Lisa?
2.47sOh, I am so sick of hearing about Lisa!
2.22sjust because she's doing a little better than me--
2.35sShe's president of the United States!
3.3sPresident "elect." I could've been president, but I'm too real.
2.03sPeople can't deal with what I'm laying down.
4.2sThey're just, like, "Whoa, dude. You can't say that." And I'm, like, "Watch me."
0.4sWe're not giving you money.
3.1sOh, but I want some.
3.85sYou should've thought of that before you dropped out of the DeVry Institute.
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2.64sWhat happened to you, man? You used to be cool.
0.53sI'm still cool!
2.8sNah. You've changed, man.
2.37sWell, I do have this robotic prostate.
2.7sBut you can't see it. Oh, you can.
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