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2.17sAll right. Which one of you suits ran over my moped?
2.97sI just put a dollar's worth of gas in that thing. We're having a meeting.
0.61sYou had a meeting this morning!
2.81sI have a lot of meetings. I'm the president!
2.52sOf what? The United States of Dorksylvania?
2.9sDon't leave me hanging, Greenspan!
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2.17sYou know something, Bart? You're right.
3.14sMy lack of coolness is really holding America back.
3sThank you. Down low. Too slow!
2.34sYou're too much, Bart.
3.79sThat's why I'm appointing you Secretary of Keeping It Real.
2.35sWow! You're really askin' for my help?
3.65sAbsolutely. I want you and your pals to go away to Camp David...
2.4sand write up a report on coolness.
2.69sWell, if my country needs me--
3.07sCan we skinny-dip? At Camp David? Sure!
2sThey couldn't keep pants on Kissinger.
2.12sWhew.
2.69sSettle down.
1.74sSettle down!
3.62sI invited you guys here to help me with this report. Any ideas?
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