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3.65sAbsolutely. I want you and your pals to go away to Camp David...
2.4sand write up a report on coolness.
2.69sWell, if my country needs me--
3.07sCan we skinny-dip? At Camp David? Sure!
2sThey couldn't keep pants on Kissinger.
2.12sWhew.
2.69sSettle down.
1.74sSettle down!
3.62sI invited you guys here to help me with this report. Any ideas?
3.15sLet's start off with a joke. I got one. Give me that.
4.34sUh, what's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?
4.17sI don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!
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1.83sWhat? Too soon?
2.89sCome on, people. We gotta buckle down here.