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2.19sWhy, yes. Thanks for noticing.
1.8sNow ask her how her day was.
1.43sWhy would I want to know?
1.23sYou wouldn't. Ask anyway.
1.75sHow was your day?
7.52sWell, first, I got up and had a piece of toast then I brushed my teeth then I went to the store to buy some fish, then I...
0.93sFry, look what you did.
1.17sShe won't shut up.
0.98sThat's normal.
2.24sjust nod your head and say, "Uh-huh."
1.2sUh-huh, uh-huh.
2.57sAnd then you threw an octopus at my window.
5.9sYou know, Zoidberg, it's crazy, but when you talk this way your obvious deficiencies as a male seem...
2.4sless obvious.
2.07sYour genes seem less detrimental.
1.43s
1.35sYou even stink more.
1.33sDo I ask her to mate now?
1.3sThird date.
1.43s
5.61sSo I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Bender.
1.67s
4.79sI'd like to propose a toast to... Coat check #84.
1.83sTurn it over.