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2.17sTeach me to fake it.
1.28sOkay, you're on a date.
2.12sWhat's the first thing you do?
1.12sAsk her to mate with me.
1.93sNo. Tell her she's special.
1.34sBut she's not.
2.44sShe's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
1.8sWell, tell her that, and then...
0.88sThen mating.
3.02sNo, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
1.44sYes?
1.6sIs desire to mate a feeling?
1.75sOh, you're not even trying.
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4.34sIt's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies...
1.98sOkay, Okay, don't worry.
3.57sThe love-meister will take you under his wing.
2.22sWhat, now there's a bird involved?
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2.1sOkay, go ahead.
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1.97sWhat the..? Dr. Zoidberg?
1.9sYour mating display failed.
2.63sWhy are you trying to talk to me?
1.2sI have no idea.
0.93sYou just want to talk.
1.7sIt has nothing to do with mating.
1.05sI just want to talk.
1.73sIt has nothing to do with mating.