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1.33sMaybe a rock star.
1.88sOr maybe a doctor.
4.4sI'm sorry, Zoidberg you're just an inferior male specimen.
1.93sNice seeing you again.
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3.95sNo one will ever want to mate with me.
1.72sNot with a puny claw like this.
1.9sDid you see those other guys?
2.6sThey look like giant claws with bodies attached.
1.93sAt least you didn't smell as bad as them.
1.42sYou're right!
2.72sMy stink gland is weak. Smell.
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4sListen, Doc, if you want to score you've got to fake like you're in love.
5.24sjust look her in the eye, start crying and say "I've never been so happy."
3.22sOh... If a guy ever did that to me, I'd know it.