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1.72sNot with a puny claw like this.
1.9sDid you see those other guys?
2.6sThey look like giant claws with bodies attached.
1.93sAt least you didn't smell as bad as them.
1.42sYou're right!
2.72sMy stink gland is weak. Smell.
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4sListen, Doc, if you want to score you've got to fake like you're in love.
5.24sjust look her in the eye, start crying and say "I've never been so happy."
3.22sOh... If a guy ever did that to me, I'd know it.
1.43sWait a second.
1.6sThey've all been doing that to me.
1.47sEven Sean.
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2.92sHmm... This "love" intrigues me.
2.17sTeach me to fake it.
1.28sOkay, you're on a date.
2.12sWhat's the first thing you do?
1.12sAsk her to mate with me.
1.93sNo. Tell her she's special.
1.34sBut she's not.
2.44sShe's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
1.8sWell, tell her that, and then...
0.88sThen mating.
3.02sNo, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
1.44sYes?