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4.42sYou're not gonna like our "NYPD Shoe" sketch.
1.83sIt's pretty much the same thing.
1.93sMa, could you get me some milk?
2.69sCan't you get it yourself? No, that's okay.
1.67sI'll just go without liquid.
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2.25sOh, all right, all right. I'll get your milk.
2.9sThank you. Does anyone else want anything while I'm up?
2sNo.
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2.23sMarge, get me a beer.
1.65sUh, Mom?
0.53sWhat?
3.7sUm, there's a hair in my soup-- but I'll just eat around it.
0.48sWhat kind of hair?
3.8sWell, it's blue, six feet long--
2.72sEww! It's my hair!
2.57sExcuse me.
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2.27sYour mother seems really upset about something.
2.03sI better go have a talk with her--
1.93sduring the commercial.
2.32sNow let's hear it for a great American--