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2.55sEach bullet wound is a badge of honor.
1.43s"Badge of honor..."
1.27sHere's a pointer.
1.95sTry taking it in the shoulder.
2.99sThese hot dogs have been here for three years.
1.67sThey are strictly ornamental.
3.85sThere is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.
1.94sBut I eat... Oh.
3.32s
2.52sThe perfect crime.
2.88sHomer, where have you been all night?
1.45sI was so worried.
1.72sLet's go in the other room.
1.95sI did something I'm ashamed of.
1.67sThe kids can't hear it.
1.87sBusted.
1.28sI'll work midnight to 8:00.
3.2sCome home, sleep five minutes eat breakfast, sleep six minutes, shower.
2.3sI have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love.