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1.4sAh!
2.22sD'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
1.7sWhat's the matter, buddy?
2.3sThe moron next door closed early.
2.22sI happen to be that moron.
2.65sOh, me and my trenchant mouth!
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2.17sOh, terrible, just terrible.
2.2sThey seem to get worse every year.
1.03sHa, ha, ha!
0.95sWonderful!
2.9sThis is the best batch we've ever had.
5.19sAnd now, here's Bart Simpson the boy of a thousand voices.
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3.24sI'd like to open with my impression of...
1.73sPrincipal Skinner.
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2.43sDuh, look at me.
1.47sI'm Principal Skinner.
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3.79sThat young man just became the boy of a thousand days detention.
3.19sI wonder what lunch lady Doris has for us today.
4.19sToday's special is refried dog poop.