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4.14sA child's play is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
3.14sContinue to play, little one. You're our future.
1.9sWhat the fuck are you talking about?
1.4sThe play I wrote. Have you seen it?
1.43sUh, I don't know. Let me call my lawyer.
2.07s(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hello. I'm being cross-examined.
2sNo, I haven't... I haven't seen it.
1.8sReally? 'Cause I had it sitting right on my table...
1.3sI said I haven't seen it, all right!
1.67sAnd what does it matter? It was terrible anyway!
2.7sWe've had this conversation! Do yourself a favor and move on!
4.59sWell, that's interesting, Brian, because I found this buried in the backyard next to your soup bone.
0.7s(GASPS)
1.23sStewie, I...
1.57sYou tried to destroy it, didn't you?
1.57sI knew my play was good.
4.74sJust like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches.
4.87sYou have no idea how hard it was to sit in that theater with all those braying hyenas.
3.57sCouldn't you tell something was up when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot?
3sI mean, it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
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2.7sI just figured it out. "Stuart" means "mouse."