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1.65sHey, Brian. Oh, hey, Stewie.
1.7sListen, have you seen my play?
4.07sYou know, Stewie, I have seen your play, and it is exhilarating to me.
4.14sA child's play is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
3.14sContinue to play, little one. You're our future.
1.9sWhat the fuck are you talking about?
1.4sThe play I wrote. Have you seen it?
1.43sUh, I don't know. Let me call my lawyer.
2.07s(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Hello. I'm being cross-examined.
2sNo, I haven't... I haven't seen it.
1.8sReally? 'Cause I had it sitting right on my table...
1.3sI said I haven't seen it, all right!
1.67sAnd what does it matter? It was terrible anyway!
2.7sWe've had this conversation! Do yourself a favor and move on!
4.59sWell, that's interesting, Brian, because I found this buried in the backyard next to your soup bone.
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1.23sStewie, I...
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