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2.57sAnd this one took the grand prize.
1.32s(LAUGHING)
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1.02sReally?
2.3s(STAMMERING) I had heard only good things.
3.2sIt was goddam fucking piece of shit on a dick!
4.94s(LAUGHING) Oh, my God. I got to hear David Mamet curse in person.
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1.38sOh, there you are.
2.84sThat was the worst night of my life.
2.2sIt's not like you were the only fat guy in there.
3.04sWhat? Oh, this is about the play. Sorry.
3.59s(SIGHS) I was so happy until I read your play, Stewie.
2.64sI finally had some kind of success as a writer.
2.27sIt wasn't big, but it was mine.
2.27sI was fine being an okay writer,
2.87suntil I discovered I was living in a house with a brilliant one.
1.97sI know we don't talk about doggy years a lot,
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