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2.87suntil I discovered I was living in a house with a brilliant one.
1.97sI know we don't talk about doggy years a lot,
6.11sbut I just wish you could have waited to find out how talented you were until I was gone.
2sBy the time I'm dead, you won't even be 10.
2.5sYou'll have 70 more years to be great.
3.67sI just wish I could have had five to be good.
1.7sThere's your voice, Brian.
4.22sIt's a depressing voice, but it's yours. Write from that.
6.12sListen, me and the other playwrights are going out to have drinks with Woody Allen and his daughter-wife. You want to come?
3.17sAll right. We can just sit here for a while.
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2.74sThey talked a lot more crap about you after you left.
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0.44sOh, God, that was just terrible.
2sTerrible.
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1.13sWow, I don't understand.
2sStewie, what happened to the play you wrote?
1.08sThat was terrible.
1.37sWell, I gave it a final polish.
3.14sChanged a few things. Guess I kind of mucked the whole thing up.