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1.5sFantastic play.
1.67sAnd I'm Yasmina Reza.
1.57sOh, are you his night nurse?
1.3sNo, I'm a playwright.
2.04sI wrote Art and God of Carnage.
1.64sI won a Pulitzer.
1.93sYou want to say your grade point average, too?
4.3sBoy, it's just so weird to be in a room where every single person in the room is a playwright.
1.47sEvery single one of us.
1.1sEveryone.
2.55sIncluding me. I'm a playwright.
1.8sBrian, my God, take it down a notch.
1.75sYou're a playwright? In New York?
1.23sWell, Quahog, Rhode Island.
1.54sYou're kidding.
2.94s- We just went and saw a play in Quahog, Rhode Island.
- Really?
2.47sHave you ever heard of A Passing Fancy?
1.22sI have!
2.84sOh, my God, what a load of rubbish.
4.97sWe have this thing where we go to the worst regional theater we can find and laugh ourselves sick.
2.57sAnd this one took the grand prize.
1.32s(LAUGHING)
0.99s
1.02sReally?
2.3s(STAMMERING) I had heard only good things.
3.2sIt was goddam fucking piece of shit on a dick!
4.94s(LAUGHING) Oh, my God. I got to hear David Mamet curse in person.