2.94sHey, I need you to take me to New York for the opening night of my play.
1.48s(SCOFFS) No way.
2.75sBesides, I checked, and there's no play by Stewie Griffin opening in New York.
1.75sI submitted it under a pseudonym.
2.03sThey think it was written by Tony Dovolani.
2.77sI thought your pseudonym was Gorgeous Randy Flamethrower.
1.74sThat's my dodge ball pseudonym.
1.35sLook, if you won't take me,
2.2sI'm sure the New York Theater League would send a car.