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3.57sCouldn't you tell something was up when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot?
3sI mean, it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
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2.7sI just figured it out. "Stuart" means "mouse."
1.33sNo, Peter.
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1.23s"Little" means "mouse"?
1.2sNo, Peter.
2.94sI feel so old and in the way.
1.2sIt's still a good play!
3.17sIt's filled with terrible double entendres, puns and stolen bits.
1.53sThere's a line in there from Seinfeld!
1.62sI never saw that episode!
2.13sI have a voice. Do you understand that?
3.04sA writer needs a voice, and I have one. You don't.
2.7sYour play panders to the lowest common denominator, Brian.
1.47sAnd it doesn't even do that well.
1.32sShut up!
8.29sMay every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart like a knife.
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0.98s(PANTING)
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1.55s(CHATTERING)
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1.3sCome here, you bastard!
2.62s(BARKING)