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1.38sOh, there you are.
2.84sThat was the worst night of my life.
2.2sIt's not like you were the only fat guy in there.
3.04sWhat? Oh, this is about the play. Sorry.
3.59s(SIGHS) I was so happy until I read your play, Stewie.
2.64sI finally had some kind of success as a writer.
2.27sIt wasn't big, but it was mine.
2.27sI was fine being an okay writer,
2.87suntil I discovered I was living in a house with a brilliant one.
1.97sI know we don't talk about doggy years a lot,
6.11sbut I just wish you could have waited to find out how talented you were until I was gone.
2sBy the time I'm dead, you won't even be 10.
2.5sYou'll have 70 more years to be great.
3.67sI just wish I could have had five to be good.
1.7sThere's your voice, Brian.
4.22sIt's a depressing voice, but it's yours. Write from that.