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1.63sI read the play Stewie wrote.
1.65sShe writes plays now?
1.87sYes, and it was brilliant.
2sJasper, I've never read anything like it in my life.
2.84sIt was insightful and fresh and intelligent.
1.97sIt's like his play is mocking me.
1.7sHe wrote it in a night.
2.42sUgh, that's how I feel whenever I see Brad Goreski on Bravo.
2.6sGod, everyone's on Bravo but me.
2.13sAnyhoo, have you told him how good it is?
1.03sNo. I just read it.
1.84sHe gave it to me 'cause he wanted my feedback.
2.99sOkay, listen to me. Tell Stewie it's awful, it's garbage.
1.3sDo whatever you have to do, Brian,
2.17sbut never let him know he's got talent.
1.45sYeah, you're right.
1.13sIt won't be so hard.
1.73sAfter all, I've certainly done worse.
2.03sI replaced Peter's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
1.23swith real butter.
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5.94s(GIBBERING) I... I can't... I can't believe...
4.14s(GIBBERING) (SCREAMING) I don't know, Doctor.
2.57sLooking back, I think it may have been real butter.
2.17sYour husband murdered three children.
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