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1.47sAnd it doesn't even do that well.
1.32sShut up!
8.29sMay every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart like a knife.
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0.98s(PANTING)
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1.55s(CHATTERING)
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1.3sCome here, you bastard!
2.62s(BARKING)
2.69sYou stink! And your play stinks!
1.4sThis ain't about me, is it?
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4.87s(SOBBING) (INHALES SHARPLY) (SNIFFLING) No.
1.43sAnd I'm sorry,
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1.87sbut nobody can ever know that.
1.2s(CRACKS)
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1.89sDonna? It's Grant, your new husband!
1.1sHi, honey.
1.13sI've got great news.
1.1sWhat is it?
2.07sFirst, where do we keep the good scotch?
1.44sAt your brother's house.
4.99s(CROWD AND PETER LAUGH) PETER: Lois, can I have my birthday here?
1.08sSeems to be going well.