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4.07s"If you see only one play as an adult, I urge you to see this one."
3sHey, can you read that page with all the little paragraphs about dead people?
1.44sThose are hilarious.
3.3sThis is amazing, Brian. How do you feel? You're a hit!
1.87sIt's overwhelming.
2.07sThis is all I've ever wanted, you know?
2.59sFor people to appreciate and respect my writing.
1.07sI want to write a play!
2.3s(CHUCKLES) That's cute, Stewie. Maybe someday.
2.03sNo, I'm going to write a play. I can do lots of things.
2.95sI was the human resources director for the Muppets.
5.61sMr. Beaker, it is my unfortunate task to inform you that your services will no longer be required by this company.
3.64s(MEEPING) Well, if you must know,
4.57sit's because we've noticed large quantities of benzene, ephedrine and everyday Epsom salt, have gone missing.
2.03s- (MEEPING)
- Oh, please.
3.1sWe both know those are the ingredients used to make crystal meth.