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4.59sWell, that's interesting, Brian, because I found this buried in the backyard next to your soup bone.
0.7s(GASPS)
1.23sStewie, I...
1.57sYou tried to destroy it, didn't you?
1.57sI knew my play was good.
4.74sJust like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches.
4.87sYou have no idea how hard it was to sit in that theater with all those braying hyenas.
3.57sCouldn't you tell something was up when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot?
3sI mean, it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
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2.7sI just figured it out. "Stuart" means "mouse."
1.33sNo, Peter.
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1.23s"Little" means "mouse"?
1.2sNo, Peter.
2.94sI feel so old and in the way.
1.2sIt's still a good play!
3.17sIt's filled with terrible double entendres, puns and stolen bits.
1.53sThere's a line in there from Seinfeld!
1.62sI never saw that episode!
2.13sI have a voice. Do you understand that?