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3.62s(FLUTE PLAYING) Hello, I'm the U. S. Constitution.
4.15sAnd I'm over 200 years old. But I'm feeling fine.
5sI wish I could say the same for my crazy cousin, Bill O'Rights.
2.49s(SLURRING) What did I do? What did I do?
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7.19s(BOTH LAUGHING) Lisa, that's not funny. You believe in the Bill of Rights.
3.04sI don't know whether it's the lack of sleep, the sodium pentothal,
2.6sor that it's the only cartoon I've seen in two months.
2.24sBut this is what I believe in now.
1.85sOh, Homer, we've gotta get out of here.
2.05sYeah, yeah. Next commercial.
1.22sI know a way out.
1.57sWho are you?
4.15sI'm the last registered Democrat. Tax and spend! Tax and spend!
3.87s(LAUGHS CRAZILY) Now, if you want to escape,
3.67syou can do it during the prison talent show tomorrow night.
2.92sI don't want to be in any stupid talent show.
1.63sNot without my Tennessee walking horses.
3.94sWell, you got no choice. It's the only way you'll achieve your goal.
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