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3.27sOh, cold shoulder, huh? Well, I'll just talk to myself.
3.79s"Hey, how you doing, Homer?" "Oh, not too bad. How about you?"
2.62s"Oh, I'm fine. Your wife was great in bed last night."
1.82s"You keep your hands off my wife!"
3.24s"Oh, yeah? Well, I give her what she needs. And she like..."
0.98s(CHOKING)
0.77s
1.3s"Homer, stop it!"
6.24sHomer! This bar's only for real Americans and people on permanent visas like me.
2.27sWhat? What are you all looking at? I'm Dutch.
1.64sAh, forget all of you.
1.33s(CLOMPING)
1.89s
1.52sI'm leaving, too.
2.58sI'm gonna go listen to the President's weekly radio address.
1.72sAnd not the rebuttal.
1.62sGoodbye, Homer.
2.99sI can't get drunk and vomit next to a guy I don't respect.
0.78s
2.37s
2.74s(SOBBING) Even my best friends have left me.
1.34s
1.67sI'm all alone!