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2.17sNo one calls me unpatriotic!
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1.15s(EXCLAIMS) Uh-oh.
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1.2s(GROANS NERVOUSLY)
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1.3sHey, guys!
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3.27sOh, cold shoulder, huh? Well, I'll just talk to myself.
3.79s"Hey, how you doing, Homer?" "Oh, not too bad. How about you?"
2.62s"Oh, I'm fine. Your wife was great in bed last night."
1.82s"You keep your hands off my wife!"
3.24s"Oh, yeah? Well, I give her what she needs. And she like..."
0.98s(CHOKING)
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1.3s"Homer, stop it!"
6.24sHomer! This bar's only for real Americans and people on permanent visas like me.
2.27sWhat? What are you all looking at? I'm Dutch.
1.64sAh, forget all of you.